From childbirth, an Indian girl is
used to people staring at her privates.
It's a girl!
She is very beautiful!
She looks just like her mom!
An Indian girl is brought up with one primary objective
Marriage!
Do you like the wedding Invite?
Love it, do you?
Did you see that? She like this design very much.
Your daughter wants a grand wedding.
She has already decided. Is it?
Two other things run in my father's veins.
One is South Indian filter coffee,
The other is The Hindu newspaper.
Human rights NGOs are fighting against the Death penalty,
But the victims families are...
I have too much work in the kitchen. Did I ask?
Meera, The school bus will be here now.
I wonder what is so engrossing in that boring newspaper?
In every house there is a Grandma.
She always has her prayer beads handy.
And keeps praying for her grand daughter's wedding.
- Give it to me! Give it! - No! Leave me!
Leave me! This is my property!
Let her have it. Once she's married off
This whole house and everything will belong to you, Son!
For now, let her play with it.
- I don't want to get married. - Who said what? Did he say anything?
- I don't want to get married. - What happened?
When are we marrying her off?
The Mothers of Tamil Nadu are singularly responsible for the proliferation of Jewellers.
This would be five sovereigns right?
Traditional jewellery is special.
Sit tight Girl!
Through all this, there were two souls completely aloof.
My father and my brother.
Err...The book...
Enjoy!
Please don't rat me out to Mom ok? - I wont tell her.
In the Marriage Market, a girl evidently needs two key skills
Bharatanatyam and Carnatic Music.
Meanwhile my brother.
He was training to become a Man.
You fatso, don't run around, Stop there!
Meera! Stop it! Stop being a bully!
No Man will want to marry you!
Why doesn't anyone tell the boy?
"You wimp, No woman will want to marry you!"
One day, suddenly that happened.
Meera... "Sat down!"
Meera "Sat down?"
Your daughter "Sat down?"
Let her sit, What's the big deal?
"She Sat down!" Don't you understand?
Oh! That "Sat Down", is it? She hit puberty?
God is Kind!
I'm sitting down too! Where's my celebration?
What's all this noise?
If you want to talk learn to whisper!
Why are all the girls giggling?
That's when I knew there were two groups in my class.
Both these groups, nevertheless, ended up in the same pit: Engineering College.
Like everybody else, I wanted to study computer science.
But what I got was Mechanical Engineering.
Unlike other girls though, I loved it!
When it was time to graduate, all of us lemmings jumped into,
What else? Software Engineering.
While I laboured away on my keyboard,
My parents were used I.T. too, but quite differently.
What's the Profile Number? 451? Look!
That's a good pay package!
He is not handsome enough for our girl!
- You're supposed to look at faces too? - Of course!
Right! I was only checking his salary.
A girl grows up dreaming about her ideal man.
With every passing day, Fancy wedding ideas get crushed.
Reality slaps you awake.
I outsourced groom- -hunting to my parents.
While I concentrated on trashing the bad prospects.
I need to go through one hundred options to pick one saree.
While I end up buying a pair of jeans, instead.
Now how am I to choose my future husband in two minutes?
Do you have more of this good stuff?
Hey, by the way I am a Mac guy, Ok?
So if your a PC girl, just let me know. It won't work out!
I just have one condition Mommy, may I?
I have a girlfriend in Boston, You won't go there right?
I've quit my job and am an Indie Filmmaker now.
Let's give away our first child to the service of God.
You cook well, right?
When it's hot, I wear these tiny shorts at home. Is that okay?
The wise thing to do is pick the best from this lot.
Or so I thought. Until I met him!
My singing, dancing, cooking training over all those years
Meant nothing in front of him.
Nothing could have prepared me for this.
Old traditions are falling apart.
When I had gone to meet her, The whole village had come.
About forty of your people, right?
Everyone feasted on the snacks,
Her house was a mess!
Lovely, I'm smitten!
I'm sure my parents agree.
I meant the Kesari. Lovely!
Forget the Kesari. Do you like our girl?
Must be a glutton!
For that, If you don't mind.
May I talk to her, in person?
Oh yes, please! Right here, Or go to the terrace.
We shall stay here.
No! I saw a coffee shop on the way here.
Can we go and talk there?
Coffee shop?
What's all this?
Raghu, one minute.
Keshu, Seshu, go get in.
Ah very good.
Why are they coming?
They can help you with directions.
I know the way.
Quick, get in! Don't make uncle wait for you.
Meera, now you get in.
Let it be!
Raghu, you must be fine now.
Posha, say bye bye!
You shouldn't go.
They need privacy, don't they?
Move aside. Let the car go!
Bye.
Uncle, where do you work?
At the office that pays me.
Does the radio work?
Yes it does.
Keshu, don't play around. Keep your hands to yourself!
Just because your parents are not around
You think you can touch anything you like?
You are referring to the kids, right?
Why? Just asking!
Of course, I know a lot about you.
You like Ayn Rand, You don't like Chetan Bhagat,
you love Hariharan's songs,
Your favorite celebrities are Angelina Jolie, Madonna & Sushmita Sen.
That's because these celebrities have adopted children.
You love children a lot.
However, I'm allergic to children.
Especially to twins.
But I like those who like children.
So much one can learn about girls from social networks these days.
That's where I learnt about you.
You fancy eloping.
But now you're here, having made peace with reality.
I love your blog.
You have a great sense of humour,
LOL Jk Rowling!
Sorry, That was a very bad joke!
Are you interested in knowing anything serious about me?
Or will you google for that too?
How about the wedding? Over Skype?
No no no! Relax!
I am not a stalker!
I just did a bit of a research.
After all I'm gonna be with you for life! Of course, Only if you say yes.
I can't jump into this blind!
Actually, I have a few conditions.
A few expectations.
You have all the time! I'd love to listen!
- Actually, What I really like is for you to... - One sec..
- Hello, - Yes I'm coming dad.
- Ok, I am coming.
- Can we ask for the bill? - Yeah!
- Shall we leave? - Yeah!
Seshu Keshu, show's up!
We are very happy.
We will ask our son and let you know by this evening.
- then it is all in God's... - I like Meera very much.
What is he saying?
Why should anybody wait for a verdict?
Meera, now the ball is in your court.
There is no pressure to say yes.
You can flatly refuse and say no as well.
I will wait.
Usually it's the bride's family that always waits!
Not with me here. Why should girls always wait?
For a change, I will wait for Meera's response.
Tell me by tomorrow..
It's been only a week, since Grandpa's by-pass surgery.
The way you were rejecting brides
WE feared for his heart and left him home
Now seeing you jump at this girl
It is I who is going to have a heart attack.
Why are you in such a hurry Raghu?
Don't you want to follow traditions or protocol?
Why Raghu?
Mom. She likes me.
I know it. Trust me!
What kind of trust?
Now we have totally lost power to negotiate.
We've lost it!
Negotiating power? Mom, are we discussing a business takeover?
He's a perfect boy.
Its evident from the way he talks.
It's hard to find such a groom.
Don't put too much pressure.
Let her decide.
I pressured into marrying you. Don't do the same to her.
Come again? You were forced to marry me?
No. The Kesari is very tasty, right?
Don't change the topic!
Too much Kesari is not good for the cholesterol.
Hush! The boy's coming.
I accept that he is good.
But in the coffee shop he never closed his mouth.
How do I shut him up after marriage if he keeps yapping?
Like this!
Do you think I don't know, His gaze was all wrong!
He wasn't looking me in the eye, he was looking down at...
He's a thorough gentlemen dad.
He opened the car door for me,
He tipped the waiter and paid the bill.
I can't be sure actually.
Maybe he was looking at the bill.
Isn't that enough to impress a girl?
Why is he so eager and flirty?
Vinay, who asked you to friend him on Facebook already?
He's a fan of Chennai Super Kings!
Mom! I think I'll go study instead.
What's the hurry to get me married?
I'll join GRE class.
After one year we can think about all this.
Alright! Sleep now!
You tell me Shall I say yes or no?
How can I decide just like that?
Will we be like you and mom.
or have a fight in two years and file for divorce.
Whatever your choice may be
This will never change.
Idea!
What's this foolishness?
Ask your girl!
I pampered you with kilos of Dog Food. Are you insane?
You pampered your daughter with kilos of food too.
Where did her sanity go?
You get only silly replies from a silly creature
Oh God, Where is all this heading to?
I am no fool to listen to what a dog says.
Wonder why Posha did not like Raghu?
Had a stomach upset, that's why.
Is that girl in green dress your girl friend?
No No.
You have poor luck.
You keep talking, I will be back.
Where? Guys!
So, the engagement is done.
But you still haven't accepted my friend request.
Becoming a fancy pants groom is easy.
Your salary and job profile may impress my parents.
But getting to befriend a girl is harder
Try. You still have eight months for the wedding.
That much time to impress me my dear.
Or else I can call this off anytime.
Hey, don't jinx it!
I have eight months, right?
- Let's see! - Let's see!
- Did she dump you? - Eat your cake man.
Like a swirling feather caught in the wind Our hearts dance a ballet, Afloat
As the full moon lights up the night sky There dawns a spectacle just for two!
This is me, Jeff, Kabir, Dhina and Gowtham.
A photo we took on a tour.
Neither of us were let in any of cool school gangs.
So we formed our own gang.
- Is that you? - Yeah!
Hey, Gowtham is online.
This is Gowtham.
He's a white collar criminal!
Don't you get it.
Trader on Wall street!
He said he will be here a week before our wedding.
Keep your word!
Your hesitant smile, that melts my heart
My life, now conjoined with yours!
My skin tingles with the excitement of new found love!
I can't seem to steal enough glances at you!
Your hesitant smile, that melts my heart your flirting gaze, that caresses me!
He is more of a buddy Than my Grandpa!
He's my best friend.
Don't 'Yo' or 'Hi Fi' me I'm still his Granddad!
Surely not.
- Raghu is my best friend, Now you too! - Surely!
Welcome to our family.
Sir, this is a very lucky marriage hall.
Your daughter's wedding will be grand indeed!
Thanks!
Our eyes, unrested!
Our eyes lie unrested, As we swap stories,
Night after sleepless night! And amidst all our romancing,
Suddenly, a relationship is birthed
We shall have the music orchestra there.
Let them sit there and...
Vocal group here!
Decorations there TV Screens here.
I'll keep TVs everywhere, people can sit and watch comfortably.
All facilities are excellent Nuptial night can be arranged here!
What do you say?
This saree looks good.
I thought you will conduct your daughter's wedding at our village.
Just like others You want to be a city bird too!
Our deity's temple is at our village.
Even your wedding was held there.
What are you saying? Will there be a hall like this?
Fully air conditioned, Basement Car park,
There are plush rooms for us to stay.
Now all these facilities are available at the village too.
Just opposite to the temple.
we have lush green fields, the pond...
... very calm and quiet.
Nonsense!
Wait a minute!
Vinay, show our hall's Website.
Here, Have a look
Does your village even know what a website is?
Firstly, do you know what a website means?
Don't pitch me your jaded village stories.
Finish your coffee please!
Your hesitant smile, that melts my heart, your flirting gaze, that caresses me!
Your hesitant smile, that melts my heart
My life, now conjoined with yours!
Our family has Culinary genes!
We have been doing this for generations.
With my forefathers' blessings we will make a royal feast for your daughter!
Relax! Enjoy our Special Coffee!
The quality of our cooking can be seen in this coffee.
Impressive sales pitch, I say! Good!
-My God! -Look at the fly! Swimming in there.
So when is the wedding date?
Let's first fly out of here!
Did you say, 800 people for the reception - Yes.
We can do it sir, Not a problem. One minute.
I will kill those rascals.
If he doesn't give the payment within tomorrow, That's it.
Both their bodies will be rotting on the road.
So tell me sir. Then.
Where did we stop?
Two bodies on the road.
That is what he said Don't confuse me!
You idiot, they just gave the orders yesterday.
Why did you call such a guy?
- I found him on the internet - What?
Did you search for caterer, or a butcher?
My skin tingles with the excitement of new found love!
I can't seem to steal enough glances at you!
Your hesitant smile, that melts my heart, your flirting gaze, that caresses me!
How can you be so calm giving us this shocking piece of news?
-You could have called me then -Sir...
Your cheque bounced.
It was your fault to issue a cheque without money in your account.
What do you mean? Please speak with some respect.
Do you even know what a bum cheque is?
Do you know about my credit worthiness?
What nonsense is this?
Give it to me please.
Can't you tell the differentiate between a bounced cheque and damaged cheque?
Neither will pay me That is what I know!
I...
Why didn't you inform us? We could have changed the cheque
Sir, I called you. But you never picked my call.
What can I do about that?
The very evening I called you,
another party paid for the same dates fully and in cash.
The cheque wasn't damaged nor did it bounce.
People book the hall a year in advance paying the full amount.
You just booked five months in advance.
Welcome sir! Welcome ma'am!
-The number was correct -Do you think he would have called?
He was just unprofessional, dad.
He would have called the land-line once.
We would have missed it thinking it was a telecaller. He ditched us.
- Fraudster! - This doesn't bode well.
It's been locked. There is no sign that says No Parking.
We couldn't see any No Parking sign around.
Yeah yeah.
They take such pleasure in placing it where we can't see.
Is that very important now? What do we do about the wedding hall?
It's already too late.
Getting a hall within the city is ruled out.
But, there is another solution.
This is why I was stressing about bookings a hall early.
Only if you had listened to me
I asked you to pay the money in full. What's the use of being a pro manager?
You even boasted to the groom's dad.
-Where are you going to hide your face now? -Just let it go mom.
Meera, i'm very sorry. It was my mistake.
From the beginning - It's ok dad!
-I was wondering what all these bad omen were. - Dad!
What is all this superstition?
Wedding hall got cancelled, police locked the car.
Bad luck! So what? When did you become like this?
I can't get married in such a mercenary, negative environment.
Then you can't get married anywhere in the city.
You stay quiet Meera. You don't know anything.
You didn't listen to anything I said. Now it's over.
Our honour is at stake.
Stop it, do you think I don't care about her wedding?
You keep talking as if? - Dad! Mom!
You spoke about another solution. Let's discuss that.
There is, but the groom's parents should agree with it.
It's been a long time since we've been to our village temple.
Peaceful village, lush greenery all around.
It's very beautiful.
I told the old man, he was very happy.
This is the first function in our family in over 40 years.
I feel that we can have the wedding there.
Lush greenery, pond. It's a very calm area Raghu.
Finding a place like this in the city is Impossible.
My grandparents used to live there.
This is the only option left.
My dad said he'll apologize to your parents, but,
I thought I should talk to you and,
Raghu!
What?
Raghu, why are you late?
Join the dinner.
We don't have time to eat, we need to go.
What happened? Why don't you open your mouth?
Everything was going smoothly right?
Raghu, we have a right to know!
Where are you taking us all of a sudden?
Mom, we didn't do anything wrong. But I'm not going to give up on this.
You don't have to say anything there. I'll take care of the talking.
What is your son saying?
Uncle, have I demanded anything of you?
Have my parents demanded anything?
I had just one small requested.
And it hurts that you don't give heed.
Raghu! - What are you talking about Raghu?
Sorry sir. He brought us here without telling us anything!
I had told you about my dream wedding.
I had told Meera's dad about it too.
When did he speak about his dream wedding to us?
When has he ever spoken to us?
Didn't I make it clear,
That this wedding cannot happen in some random hall in the city.
It should happen at Meera's village temple,
amidst lush greenery, ponds,
should be a quiet place. Didn't I insisted on this?
Please cancel this wedding hall. I'll reimburse the advance if need be.
No it's not necessary, I'll cancel it immediately! Yeah!
What are you talking about, Raghu?
Sir, let's have it in the city.
Don't stretch yourself for this.
No, I'm absolutely fine with it.
Why should we travel that long?
Raghu is right, we need to listen to him now.
Like our village, deity... We'll have it there!
- Sir, please forgive us! - Why?
- Mam, you too! - Don't say such a thing.
Thank you so much Raghu.
You saved my dad's skin.
I love you Raghu!
Do you understand now what king of clout the groom has?
I feel bad for your parents.
They kept apologising.
It's ok.
Traditionally the groom's family has always wielded some clout.
For the first time, that's been used to do some good.
What about another one, here?
Posha has come to say 'I love you' too!
So, is he gonna kiss my other cheek?
I don't know want some doggy disease! - Posha!
Need to disinfect these shoes!
Shame on you Raghu!
You've changed a lot since you've become the groom.
Poor man, how will he go about dancing to your demands?
Meera will be furious, you're going to get slapped.
Excuse me!
Yes! Yes!
Silence.
Today is Meera's birthday.
On behalf of Raghu's friends,
a small treat for the new member of our gang.
Meera, Happy Birthday!
The wedding is in a few weeks.
Do you want to know about Raghu's youthful escapades?
Yeah! Yes! Yes! Go on!
I'm all yours girls! -You traitor.
Ok ladies, all right.
A pint of beer and a glass of wine.
-White. Thank you.
Happy birthday Meera
and thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook.
I should say thanks.
I am lucky to be your friend.
Is it ok to get so close to a friend?
No harm if my fiance doesn't mind.
But if you're not ok with it then I'll...
Hey Meera!
- what happened? - You said no.
Stop!
Make up your mind.
It's ok with the fiance.
What, man?
I want to talk to Meera for a bit. Please!
- Meera, Meera! What? - Hi!
Where did your friend go to school?
PSBB, KK Nagar campus or Main?
Get lost. - Good luck.
Give it to me.
I am alright!
You are home alone, aren't you?
No one's at home Raghu, relax.
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
Why should we whisper when nobody's home?
Your shoes!
I'll remove them.
This is very dangerous.
I'll leave.
Yeah, there's only a month to go for the wedding.
What is the hurry? It's ok. We'll stop.
Ok!
Bye!
I promised my mom that I won't do this before marriage.
Do you really have to remind me of your mom, now?
Of course!
Yeah!
Very important.
It's ok.
Anyway, the wedding is soon. - Yeah!
Do you want to see my prizes?
Technically speaking, no one need to know.
We're not doing anything wrong.
In a way, we're as good as married.
A lot of people do it in college these days.
We didn't do anything of that sort.
Of course not.
You didn't, right?
- You? - Me, No No!
Careful!
God is smiting me now.
Perfect groom, perfect parents.
To think there can be so much happiness in an arranged marriage.
Just then.
There was a major twist in our tale.
Raghu was...
Raghu could...
Raghu was...
Raghu could... could not
Stand up!
No I've read, it'll get alright if you stand up!
Give it a try.
It's Ok, Don't worry!
Raghu!
- Raghu! Just listen to me. - Five minutes please.
OK!
Hello!
Sorry!
- Thanks! - You said five minutes, just...
It's not 'a'. Type 'e'
Wait!
Temporary, right? Yes! Yes! Temporary only.
Maybe, we should try in an hour.
Maybe not.
It's getting late. Actually I can.
- something went wrong today. - calm down.
Actually there is nothing to fear.
Do you want to drink something hot?
Coffee? Hot chocolate? Boost? Lime tea?
Is it in the kitchen? I make good coffee.
Where is the sugar?
As you can all see, our software sales is going down.
So, our share value has gone down in the market.
Productivity is low.
Are you alright now?
Is it working fine now?
I am in a meeting, will call you during the break.
During the break, do check first and then call me. Ok?
Bye.
Mr Raghu, can we have a look into business as well?
Sorry sir!
Guys, Let's get serious!
Let's get some work done! How's your card game going?
Why the hell does the system hang! Let me have a look Sir, one minute Sir.
I'm checking it.
Hello!
Sorry wasn't able to call you back during the break, system is down.
I am not able to get it up and running!
I meant the computer!
That as well!
I will call you later, Please!
What happened? Found an issue, but unable to sort it out now
Do something guys. Give me five minutes Sir, will try to restart the system.
Did you check again?
Did you check it the scientific way?
- Scientific way? - you wouldn't have done it. Hang on!
Watch this!
Hey! Hey! Hey what's this nonsense.
Wow! Dude! Where do you get these links?
She is stunning, man!
He definitely has a problem, dude.
Will knock your teeth in!
I watch this stuff too by myself, alone!
Not in public. Like this! Shameless!
True. He has a point.
Let's go and watch it in the car.
- Hey! Hey! - Please do send the links bro! - Nonsense.
Hi everyone! Hi!
Got an idea for the reception. Going bring our college rock band.
What is Rock band?
It will be modern, do listen to it.
- Are you nuts? - Will everyone like this?
This is not nice.
Rocking is very good my boy.
Go ahead! Go!
Can we have rock music for the reception? He is gone already.
Great Music! Wow!
God is there, Raghu.
We know 'God punishes us for our sins'.
That's correct!
He could have punished me in some other ways right? rather than...
Anyway, let it be.
How can I let this be?
No! No! I'll sort this out anyhow.
Sorry! I didn't mean to. It's Ok Raghu.
We'll find a way.
Did you speak to the doctor I referred to?
Have got the appointment but have to wait two weeks
Even the lab test can be done only next week.
My wedding is in 25 days!
It's all too late!
Hey Gowtham! I am going to take him to a place.
Tomorrow that's where our first Operation starts.
Always the Indian methods are the best. Western meds?
Hello! Hey!
- Got disconnected. - Here too?
Hey! I just meant that as a joke Relax, dude!
Looking at you horoscope, I can foresee a lot!
Your stars are not good,
Saturn has been activated.
This yellow stone has to be worn on your left index finger.
This will cost you very less, just 20,000 rupees.
Since Saturn is active,
Mars stares at you.
To activate Mars, You need a green stone.
Jade stone. Wear this on the right little finger.
Again, inexpensive. Just 30,000 rupees.
Beyond this, you need to pray
with special plates at home.
On four Saturdays, continuously
visit the temple east of Kanyakumari,
if you pray piously, soon enough...
why did you slap me? If you don't believe in it.
So sad! Look at that poor face.
This is a stupid idea Dheena.
We have to think this through scientifically.
Look, Now I will take you to a place. Raghu, turn left.
Welcome boys! Welcome men!
You men with nervous palpitations!
Want to stand up in life and perform?
Ensure these issues get cured early.
Welcome to the Thavarasa lineage of Siddha medicine.
I, Roshan Thavarasa representing the 28th generation of the Thavarasa family.
Invite all of you,
on 27th and 28th of this month to Viji lodge at Chrompet.
Ready to meet and solve your issues.
Come here and get well!
Who amongst you has a problem?
Accepting the problem courageously,
is the first step in the search for a cure.
Lift it up!
Lift your hands up.
Lift it, dude!
Your friend is very shy you guys all lift it up.
Nervous weakness!
Does your friend watch a lot of pornography?
Young man, you should know that watching porn will
Suck the juices out of you!
You get it?
But, I can cure that.
Get me that red bottle.
The one over there.
Careful! Do handle with care
Hey! Get it.
Hey! Hey! Hey! At least give me bus fare!
Fatso!
Hey scientist! Here is you bus money.
Ma'am, we've been waiting for two hrs, Can we meet the doctor at all?
Doctor is in surgery, Please check with that nurse.
Sister, one minute please.
Have to meet Dr Kamalesh urgently.
Sir, you?ll have to wait! -We've already been waiting two hours.
Paid the 8,000 in fees, taken all the tests in the morning
Will I get the appointment today?
Sir, you'll have to wait like everybody else.
You've come seeking the doctor. You have to.
If you need an appointment, please check with the reception.
You need to pay 1,000 rupees to book your slot.
What? Are they playing games with me?
Isn't there any other doctor on earth? I'm leaving!
Dude! Go to the car and relax. I'll take care of things.
My friend is bit hot-tempered.
Next week is his wedding.
Why don't you please help him?
- Will try, - Thank you!
- Your appointment is in 2 weeks. - How?
It's a form of sentiment.
By the way...
...you'll be short of one invitation from your stack.
I'm afraid the cards might be a waste.
Do you think we'll leave you alone until you meet the doctor?
There lived a pompous King
Who wandered through the mountains and jungles
He once climbed up a hill, got a little dizzy and fell down
Hit a stone and lost his tooth
The toothless King, had no way to eat the sugarcane
He wished to bite it, but could not open his mouth.
The toothless King, had no way to eat the sugarcane
Had a desire to bite it, but couldn't open his mouth.
Yeah, that's it... No, not that. It looks traditional... Take this.
Thilaga, look at the contemporary pattern for her.
Meera, What?
You pick..
Raghu, loosen up, don't be tense.
Everything will be sorted out.
Don't worry about me.
Just 10000 bucks, let it go.
Ok, I will call you back.
Why are you pacing up and down?
- Nothing. Nothing mom, just... - Did the two of you fight?
You were all choosing jewellery.. So...
Who will outsource her wedding jewels selection?
- Meera, I am ... - Mom!
-Mom it's nothing -Meera...
I'm your mother, There is something between you two. I did notice that.
- It's not that, Actually... - I know everything
All men are from Mars.
What are you talking about?
He would have tried to come close to you, then...
a sensuous touch... - Mom what are you talking about?
- Please! - Meera, you have to relax.
Mom.
There's nothing wrong. Don't have an IC.
What is IC?
INTERCOURSE!
Oh Mom! It won't happen. It can't happen either, Ok?
That's my girl! Good girl!
There's just 20 days left for the wedding, How will I encounter such a situation?
- Does this problem have a solution, Doctor?- Dude your problem is on Tv ..
- Not that there is no solution. - Did you write it by chance?
Is that important now. Let's listen to the solution.
- Keep quiet - It's becoming a common problem, the solution is very simple.
What they have to do is...
Oh my god! Hey, switch on the generator..
Don't worry! I have a lighter.
Idiot! We are trying to switch on the television.
Hey hey hey...
If they follow this instruction, It will be cured quickly.
Nothing to fear about.
- Why are you reacting so much? - I couldn't control my emotions.
Ok that's finished, Now let's watch Midnight Hot...
Sorry dude... Maybe you should go to bed We're going to watch some TV...
I have an appointment for evening today. Why are you cancelling it?
Why the heck is the doctor going to Sweden now?
Who cares what conference it is? I am..
Ok, When will he return?
Hope he doesn't cancel his appointments on his return.Maybe? Hello, Hello.
Did you play any cricket recently?
Yeah doctor!
I represented my company for a Corporate league.
Did you get injured around your abdomen?
Yeah doctor.
That is it!
But doctor...
I was the bowler.
It might be the batsman's curse.
Why am I telling this? In Mahabharata, If you see...
The curse on Pandu triggered a big problem.
It could be something like that.
Hey.. Kabir
Hey!
You are done!
Doctor, I have a small doubt.
I can't control myself doctor.
-Yeah doctor -Yes doctor
Can't wait for the doctor to come.
Listen,Just a week before wedding, I don't want to hear the doctor's negative analysis.
Nowadays, I am afraid to pee as well.
Well...that... It might be because of your genes.
If my father had this problem how could I be here, talking to you?
Hey not that. I meant...
...I meant the Jeans trousers you wear.
Wearing jeans in our city's hot weather may cause trouble.
Why do you look so dull these days? Any problems with Meera?
- Oh, nothing, grandpa - Hey..
You can fool anyone. Not me. I am your grandfather.
Why, don't you like the girl?
Not interested in marriage?
Oh no. Not that!
Hey, don't keep thinking about this with your health condition.
What's my condition? I want know what's wrong with my condition?
Everyone says, get married before grandpa passes away.
All of you are in a rush to send me off
Why, if I am still alive after your wedding, will you kill me?
Raghu
Don't worry about me, Do what you feel is right.
This is your wedding.
Grandpa, what happened?
Did I frighten you? How was my acting?
Our ragi generation is much stronger than your pizza generation.
I am told your generation has a problem.
I heard rumors about it.
Take care.
- What happened? - The wedding is just 2 weeks away.
I want to talk to you about something important.
I think...
...it's not right to drag you into this problem.
What are you saying?
You know me for just these few months.
If I have a problem...
Why should you suffer?
What are you blabbering?
Let's call off this wedding.
I'll take the blame.
Of course, we have to cite some other reason.
You get married to someone who is perfectly healthy.
Why are you talking like a lunatic?
What if I had lost my leg in an accident before the wedding?
- Will you marry another girl? - What are you talking about?
I thought we were in love.
Instead of Facebook, we met on a matrimonial site.
If it's for you, what do you think?
It's all ok. But in reality...
What reality?
What happened now?
Ok, Let's assume you are impotent.
Just hypothetical, ok?
So what?
Is there no life without it?
Can't we live without it?
Haven't we been told - saints have lived without it.
Let's be like them.
What's wrong? Actually, Let's make history Raghu.
You know what? Sex is the biggest, hyped-up line in the whole world.
Reduce your volume.
- I don't need it. I can live without it. - Lower your voice.
Meera..
Are you serious?
No Raghu!
It'll be really tough without it.
Do something and get it fixed.
And don't talk about calling off the wedding please.
The toothless King, had no way to eat the sugarcane
He wished to bite it, but could not open his mouth.
The toothless King, had no way to eat the sugarcane
He wished to bite it, but could not open his mouth.
The toothless King, had no way to eat the sugarcane
He wished to bite it, but could not open his mouth.
The toothless King, had no way to eat the sugarcane
Hello Who is this?
Tomorrow. Evening 5'o clock, Let's meet at the Besant Nagar coffee shop.
- Who are you? What do you need? - Come there, I will let you know.
Is this a new technique to market Home loans? I don't need any loans.
Your wedding is in 10 days.
You have searched everywhere...
But haven't found a solution to your problem.
Now the solution is coming in search of you.
How can I believe you?
Do you have any other option Mr.Raghu?
Tomorrow evening 5'o clock, Good night.
I won't come.
Uncle... Uncle... Sir..
- Phone - Yeah, it was me.
Sit down What happened?
You... How did you know?
Leave that be. I just want to know one thing.
Actually that night after party, I was dropping Meera back home, then...
What do you like? Cold or Hot coffee?
Uncle, I am really sorry...
Just relax!
I'm here to solve your problem.
-I'm leaving. -Wait wait...
I've known about your problem for a week now.
-Did Meera tell you about this? -No, she didn't.
How is this possible? Neither of us told you.How could you have known?
Hope you don't doubt my intelligence...
I've brought her up with great care.
...and I'm not suddenly going to turn a blind eye to what's happening around her.
It's not that uncle...
How did you know about it?
That... When you become the father of a girl...
You will become one Then you will know.
There are lots of methods, Don't you worry about that...
But sure, how did it happen? when did it happen?
This is all a private matter. I don't want to....
But what did you tell her when you got to know of your problem?
First you asked her to call of the wedding.
Then find herself a healthy groom and get married.
At that moment, I thought...
You would care for, and love our daughter, more than we did.
Then I knew
You are the best son-in-law.
Let's find a solution to your problem, I am a practical man.
But how could I discuss this with my father-in-law?
Why do you think of me as your father-in-law?
Just think of this as a discussion between a father and a son.
- That's much worse! - What's worse?
That thought is even worse.
Such kind of delicate things should be discussed openly.
Being prudish like this,
And yet boasting that India is the most populated country in the world, Why?
Got any friends? What did they tell you?
They would have advised you to...
eat some ancient aphrodisiac, Take some energy pills.
They would have told you would be able to stand up and perform well.
You're right! In fact they took me to gemology Janardhan and siddha clinic.
Get rid of their friendship.
No need of them. And another important thing...
First finish your coffee.
If we leave right away, we can meet the doctor
Yeah, He will do a thorough check up.
Slow.
You must have patience in everything.
- You finished? - Yeah,let's go!
Beautiful!
Lovely!
The Invitation is awesome! The design is excellent!
Getting your appointment was a hard task.
I realised you are Chandru's son in law after seeing the invitation.
I had your test results expedited and saw them immediately!
- And? - I called immediately.
- Called whom? - Your father-in-law.
Why did you call him?
- Gave him a good lashing! - Is my report looking that bad?
There is nothing wrong with the report.
Shouldn't he have invited me for the wedding? Absent minded guy!
But one thing, to get a son-in-law like you, Chandru must be lucky.
He said you helped him a lot.
Forget all that doctor. Please help me! My problem...
- Tell me - What's there in this report?
- Absolutely nothing! - Nothing?!
I paid all the fees and had a number of tests, now you say there's nothing...
Scared? All I am saying is, there is no problem with you.
Raghu, It's just a small thing! Why do you want to make it big?
That is my problem. There...
- Where? - You just said it now.
Making the small thing bigger.
Listen to me. There is no such problem.
I see a lot of guys, just like you, in this current generation.
Do you know what's the root cause for all this?
Stress!
We would have studied the whole night for the exams,
But when the bell rings, we would forget everything.
Why?
Stress!
Similarly,You would have learnt a lot about sex..
Through books, computers, internet and friends.
But you have got the wrong information.
That's why when it comes to marriage, stress builds up.
Medically this is called Stress Induced Erectile Dysfunction
In Tamil... That won't be needed.
What are the reason for stress? There are so many things
BP
Apart from this junk foods. For example pizzas, burgers...
- Even pizzas & burgers? - Not just pizzas and burgers...
Then work related stress.
Beyond these, alcohol.
- Do you drink? - Doctor, no I...
Occasionally with friends.
That too could be a reason.
See there could be a thousand reasons,
but the result is the same. We can do nothing.
So what is the treatment for this?
If it is a physical problem, you can take medicines. But this is related to your mind.
OK! You want a pill, don't you?
This is expensive medicine, Is that ok?
It's OK! The cost doesn't matter.
My company has medical insurance, it will reimburse me.
Do they give reimbursement for this?
Doctor, are you joking?
Yes! A joke.
Got a starting problem in your bike, use the choke!
Got a starting problem in your life, crack a joke!
The ball is in your court.
What's this doctor? - Stress relief ball
Keep playing, using this ball. Your stress should eventually go away.
- Hmm! - Here.
You'll be perfectly alright in a month's time.
One month? The wedding is in a week!
Very good! Lovely! Beautiful!
You've learnt it quick! You do squeeze well.
Why are you stressed out? All you need to do at the wedding is tie the three knots.
What are you stressed out about?
Take things easy, Life is crazy!
Surely, the doctor is single!
He asked me why I stress about the wedding.
If he has been married even once he would have
understood what kind of drama goes into a wedding.
- Hey man. - Hey Gowtham.
Welcome dude! How are you?
I am super. How are you?
I'm good.Glad to see you now.
It has always been on the iPad screen.
Your case weighs like you have packed the whole of america into it.
Once you become a groom, you can sit with anyone, talk to anyone.
You have all the rights.
But if he thinks of talking to the bride...
It's been a while since I've seen Meera. Can I see her?
What is he asking for?
I just want to see the bride. Is there anything wrong in that?
It's my wedding, she is the girl who understands my problem, is going to be my wife.
I just got to see her three times.
Hey Meera! I called you so many times, sent you a load of messages...
Won't you attend the call?
Which pink? this or that?
Do I look fat?
I am fat!
Is this good?
This... This is nice.
This... this Saree the hairstyle is good...
Shall I tie it up?
Are these cosmetic stuffs important now?
Has she forgotten about my problem?
No reply to my messages.
All calls went unanswered.
The groom's problem...
Of course, No one knows about it.
Everybody is busy with their work.
They have come from Bombay and it's like I don't have to give them the design.
Make way! Make way!
See my designs? How does that look?
Why sleeveless? What's the need?
There are so many elderly people. What's all this?
It's not that...Her hands must be free for the mehndi.
It has to be put up to here. That's why...
What's the need for Mehendi now? Is it our tradition?
This is the King-Queen design.
I too was caring and loving to my daughter-in-law.
I was a bit naive.
What happened?
Look, my son has become his wife's toy.
Can't you take care of him? Can't you see I am on my phone? Go to dad.
Be careful!
I am telling all this for your good.
In all this confusion, my mom suddenly turned into a drama queen.
I don't know what you'll do...
All I am saying, just for this week. Did I ask for anything else?
Go to her immediately and ask her to change the sleeveless.
My son is coming...
He never opposes my word...
Hey Raghu is here!
Come, come on.
He is going to scold her.
In front of all these people...she's going to be insulted.
- Welcome Groom! - Hey Raghu has come!
He is going near her...
He is going to chide her.
This my chance! How many days has it been since I've sat this close to her?
I didn't even put my hand on her.
I won't agree. One photo please!
That was really insulting.
It's enough Go.
Keep an eye on the NRI. He's getting too close.
- You knew Raghu was coming right? - No mom.
Whatever? She is our girl.
It won't be nice to gossip about her.
What's wrong? No such rules.
We can talk. Tell me.
Meera always had an attraction for an American NRI.
But all she got was an Indian.
Poor Girl! What will she do?
What will she do? She'll go to the US often on vacations.
Exactly! Exactly!
My father in law was omnipresent.
I couldn't escape from his caring sight.
All OK? With Love, uncle.
Sorry.
This is the second mehendi... Take care.
This is for the Sangeeth.
This is for the engagement.
Mom, I don't need that for the engagement.
Priya, show the set we selected.
Mom, look this will match.
This one aunty,
This one? This is artificial jewellery Meera...
Welcome.
Hi aunty, you were very pretty at the Mehendi.
Have you taken the pills?
- Pills? - I just came to remind you.
Your wedding night is in 2 days.
They are very harmful aunty. We aren't supposed to take pills.
I am on the right cycle.
So I'm all ok You don't have to worry.
Don't argue with her Meera..
She will take the pills... I will tell her to.
Meera hasn't answered any of my calls.
I wish she was alone.
She was once.
I went...
I went near her.
Hey Meera!
you look beautiful sleeping!
Thursday, we are going to get married.
But I can talk to you only when you are sleeping.
I'm unable to bear this torture. Let's run away somewhere
I am ready! Let's run away.
Let's ditch Meera, listen to me. Let's elope.
Hey! Hey!
Raghu don't ditch me.
What's this ritual, that too at midnight?
Looks like a midnight BPO shift for puja.
- Skype Guruji. - Skype Guruji.
Anywhere. Anytime.
-Nice -I'm a specialist in this.
- Anytime, anywhere - That's written there.
I do pujas right from home using skype.
Do you see such problems in America?
What kind of problem?
Like...they have just noticed it.
The horoscopes show a reproduction deficiency.
- Seriously - Yeah!
The stars changed positions last month.
Something something, some technical problem.
What's there in that?
Nothing to worry! I am here.
My team will handle this.
There'll be baby showers in 10 months.
Guaranteed!
- Is that right? - Skype Guruji, Ravi Shastri.
Oh sorry sir, Technical problem!
Yeah, coming! I will finish this in five minutes.
Yeah let's start it..
I believed that no one will know about my problem.
That's when Gowtham dropped that bomb.
Relax man!
Anyway you won't need all that anymore.
What are you blabbering man?
A very powerful puja, dude.
At 4 in the morning, secretly.
It's in your horoscope. Problems with conceiving a child.
Fascinating isn't it?
I was talking about your problem. Somethings are beyond science.
- Horoscope, amazing! - What are you blithering on about?
Not blathering.. you see...
all your problems will definitely get solved.
These rituals have some special power.
I understand all this post America.
Do you know who is performing this? Skype Guruji, Ravi Shastri! He's an amazing guy!
Who did this puja? Was Meera there?
Why get tensed?
I thought it'll be better if I tell you. Sorry! I was wrong.
You've seen many doctors, what's wrong with sending an application to God?
Mantras are just positive vibration.
Just tell me this... was Meera there or not?
Why are you pulling Meera into this?
This is one of a thousand rituals you'll have to perform.
Where are you going?
Maybe she doesn't know what it even means.
What lunacy is this? Are you trying to make me bow down in shame?
- What are you blabbering? - Don't pretend!
You did a puja for child birth when I was sleeping?
What nonsense is this Meera?
You been supportive all these days. What happened now?
Why don't you announce this over a loudspeaker instead?
Idiot! Do you know what happened? I should be the one angry.
How is that? You shout at me!
The puja was arranged by your parents.
What?
An astrologer has said that if we get married, I will never have a child.
He said so? Do you know that?
They woke me up at three in the morning and performed a secret puja.
Thank god my Dad was asleep. He would have got extremely angry!
Why does a girl always get blamed for every problem?
When the groom has the problem, why should the bride sit for the puja?
Do you want me to tell your parents? Shall I tell them?
I have a million problems. Vent out your frustration on your smiley ball.
Ok. Now why are you getting hassled?
- Would you like to drink some juice? - Don't try to change the topic.
The puja!
And the first fight between Meera and me because of that.
Where did this horoscope thing come from?
Meera was my biggest support.
But now she too hates me.
And I lost my balls!
I mean, all my stress balls were missing.
Raghu, As an elderly person a sincere advice from me.
Don't keep delaying on having a child like the present generation.
Tenth months from today, we need baby showers.
It becomes difficult as you get older.
Deal the cards!
This is ancient Indian aphrodisiac! Grab it and enjoy.
If you're spooked enough you start hearing things.
My affliction dogged me Everywhere.
This wont suit your dress.
Tie you hair up tight! This should make it look...
Stop It!
For the Sangeeth I will wear what I have planned.
That's when the tiny argument between us grew bigger!
Thanks to Tamil Nadu Electricity Board.
Let's go and sit in the hall.
Why is there a power cut at this time?
- Power is not back yet, - Power cuts are nothing new to Tamil Nadu.
and they have gone to start the generator.
It will be up in five minutes.
- Then you can take care of your relatives. - That's Nothing!
She is all worked up because of the power cut.
- What are you gonna wear for the Sangeeth? - Me...
It doesn't matter what we wear.
What Meera wears is important?
Aren't you going to wear the salwar my aunt gifted?
I bought a Ghagra Choli.
- Ghagra! - Power is back, A good omen.
- Didn't I say it will be back in five minutes, - Let that be.
You never told me about the Ghagra Choli.
What is it? Is this it?
My God!
Up to here Raghu, up to here!
Any shorter, it wouldn't be a blouse. It'd be a pair of shorts!
Let it go mom, let her wear it. She didn't ask you to wear it.
I am sure she'll wear decent clothes.
You're taking her side already!
You've been under her spell from the day you saw her
You have fallen.
You have fallen for her.
Why are you being a Drama queen now?
Someone is poisoning your mind with bad ideas.
I asked her not to wear sleeveless, she didn't listen.
But a strip of cloth for a blouse?
I just don't want her to wear this for the wedding.
Let her wear shorts, mini skirts and whatever she wants after the wedding.
Mom! Mom!
What should I do now?
Exactly, that's what I said.
Why are you here? Please leave!
Meera, I want to talk to you in private.
Thank you!
What will we do if someone sees this?
He's got some guts. There is a certain kick in all this before marriage.
I'll give you a signal if someone comes. You have fun till then. But be quick.
What is your problem? Why are you causing trouble?
What nonsense? Where were you?
Always roaming around with that stupid ball.
Do you know how tense I am?
Are you joking? Are you the one who's tense?
Do you know what I am going through?
How many times are we going to talk about it?
I sat there at 4'o clock in the morning for your problem.
Isn't anything else important to you in this marriage?
Do you know what? Your mom...
Leave it! Let's not go there.
What? Come again? My mom?
She has an opinion on everything I wear for my wedding.
Wear the sari I gave you.. wear your great-grandmothers' necklace,
Stuffing all those horrible designs on me.
I never imagined your mom would be so cheap.
Come on Meera. Don't disrespect her..
-That's how elders are. -She asked me to take pills. Pills!
You understand the problems of a girl first.
Can't your relatives wait for five minutes during the power cut?
Stop complaining about everything. Understand how lucky you are.
Have my parents ever demanded anything from you?
I apologise for that Puja.
Have we demanded anything else?
I'm very grateful. Thank you very much. You are so kind for not demanding anything.
If you had demanded anything, I would have called the cops.
- They woke me to make me sit in the puja! - Don't keep bringing that up again.
Pujas like that unfortunately involves girls. My mom can't change that.
She had to do as the Guru said.
If you need to change all that, you should go back 5,000 years in a time machine.
You support your mom, Raghu.
You lean towards her.
I can see my future clearly.
Enough is enough Meera.
You know what?
This won't work out.
Let's just call it off!
Ok, Call it off!
What reason are you going give them Raghu?
I'll go tell my parents that I don't need this girl
This girl is from a Royal family,
we are torturing and demanding too much of her,
She'll hand us over to the cops I don't need her.
Why don't you tell me what reason I should tell my parents too?
- Why should I? - You wanted to call this off. You tell me.
I can't live with a Momma's boy.
You can't right?
- Can't! Are you sure? - Yes!
It's just simple. Let's just call this off!
- Call it of. I'll tell them. - Just go and tell them..
My groom is so scared of his parents.
That on their call he screams at me.
He cannot stand up in front of his parents.
My Groom is a wuss.
Don't shout! Anyway isn't that the truth?
Shit! I am so sorry!
I am sorry Raghu I didn't mean it.
Meera, Of Raghu's ten Ex-girlfriends who is his favorite?
For a guy like Raghu why just ten there would have been a hundred after him.
But I am the lucky one.
That's the right answer!
Ladies, come on ask the question.
Which is Meera's favorite holiday destination?
- Come on tell us. - I don't know.
Is there a place called "Don't know"?
Don't know in the sense this is an arranged marriage.
We haven't got to know each other yet. As time goes we will get to know.
Lost sight of my love, I vanished in thin air
Separation induced the unquenchable passion, do come and quench dear
May you feel the pleasure pleading in love
Lost sight of my love, I vanished in thin air
Why did you say that on stage?
I was talking the truth.
This is an arranged marriage, right?
We didn't fall in love and get to this stage.
I can see a change in your behaviour.
What's the matter?
Uttered a word by mistake, turned you a foe, Dear
Dreamt of living a long life with you, but let it slip in a second
Our wedding, it's others celebration
Why do you hesitate to fall in love
Lost sight of my love, I vanished in thin air
I apologized so many times, sent him text messages. But he ignores.
I accept that I messed up!
Look! Look! Raghu's not around and he is trying to seduce her.
Displaying his anger in front of every one at the wedding.
- Come on, Come on relax. - It's fine.
He's holding her hands!
She has dumped the groom!
Raghu loves you more than any other thing in this world.
And I promise you,
I will solve this.
Seriously! Seriously!
Are you mad?
Can't you knock?
I am going to knock your head in!
Would you vent your frustration in front of everyone?
Don't get involved in this, You don't know what happened.
I know what the problem is between you two.
I am the reason, I feel really guilty about that.
Nothing like that. This is different. Leave it.
How can I leave this? Idiot!
Everybody knows that there is a problem between you two.
This doesn't look good. Please stop this nonsense.
I don't need any of your advice.
- For what she said, I would have... - What would have you done then?
Let everyone know about your problem and the fact your fiance is cribbing about it.
Come on let's go and announce it. Be my guest!
Look at her.
She is sorry man.
She trusted you and hasn't spoke a word and supported you all this time.
She spoke out in the heat of the moment.
Yes it was wrong!
She has apologized a hundred times.
You have no experience in all this.
Marriage will have its problems She must learn to manage it.
Do you know how much she hurt my mom? What would you know about it?
You have had around 8 girlfriends, You weren't able to stick with one.
You are advising me?
That's why I am advising you.
I know how hard it is to find someone like Meera.
What are you saying?
Go and patch up with her.
I'm going to go propose to her.
Are you crazy?
Look, you are jealous!
Why create a scene?
You guys make a great couple.
Just go. Just keep smiling and be happy.
Where are you going?
To the terrace.
Why?
Just like that.
Are you gonna apologise to her?
Am I a fool?
- I need some fresh air. - She isn't there.
- Then where is she? - Do you think she has no work?
I have asked her to go and take rest.
You too get some rest. You can apologize tomorrow..
Why should I apologise?
I just want some fresh air.
Hey Meera, Why are you crying?
Don't I even have the freedom to cry?
Why did it take you so long to apologise to me?
Gowtham told me you had gone to sleep.
I did plan to come and meet you in the terrace immediately.
Oh sorry! I forgot!
Hey Wait!
Why should I apologise to you?
Ok Ok. Sorry! I'm sorry.
You were the one who hurt me
I sat in that puja at 4 AM only for you.
What is the groom doing here? Hmm...
Come let's go to another place.
I am sorry, ok?
I don't like the "Groom Raghu",
I want my "Friend Raghu".
- I want to cry on his shoulders. - Why?
You are my friend now, right?
Yeah, I am the friend.
A fool is forcing me to marry him, Please save me from him.
Why? What did that fool do?
He did nothing. That's the problem!
He always moans and walks around with his smiley ball.
Do you know all the dreams I had about my wedding?
Nothing happened.
This is a wedding to merely satisfy the whims of our families.
What do you want to tell Raghu?
Just take me away, somewhere.
Meera, where are you? Mom is looking for you.
Come let's go.
Beauticians are here. Come soon.
Come on!
Just being together. Don't feel like fighting at all!
It's been a long time since we've been together like this.
That's the reason for all our fights.
So, are you ready for this marriage?
-Yeah, What about you? -I guess so.
-Do you know how much I missed you? -How much?
How many messages, calls...
Raghu? Already into your Duet....
The groom and the bride aren't supposed to meet like this before the wedding.
Take her away!
Raghu?
Please save me from these people!
Meera is actually a nice girl.
All these days, I have just not done anything for her.
I just couldn't stand up you know.
It's a known fact, Tell us something new.
It's not that stand up.
I couldn't fight for her and support her in a lot of situations.
Even in this day and age, I can't decide how my wedding should be.
Poor Meera!
- When a woman sheds tears... - What did you say?
I said, As long as your fight is over.
The fight might be over, but the work starts now.
It's easy to become a husband.
With your company, salary, profile you can become one.
But the hardest part is becoming her "Friend".
Agreed, but why this philosophy now?
What time is the wedding tomorrow?
Morning 8.30 to 10.00. Why?
We don't have much time Bring the boys to the terrace.
- For what? - We'll have good network there.
- Your iPad has a decent map right? - Yeah.
Bring it. It will be of use.
iPad, Map, Signal What do you mean?
There's a girl! I am going to become her "Friend"
I just said terrace, why did you guys come this high?
My dhoti might fly away.
That's why I wisely wore a Kurta
-You have the map right? -Yeah, stop asking.
Thankfully we are near the Coast.
Why? Did the bride side ask for fish curry?
Shut up! We don't have much time.
-I am counting on you all. Don't screw it up. -Sure
Evening I will be busy with the functions. That's when you should execute this.
-Ok? -Don't worry dude, we will do it. Come let's go.
Wait! He didn't even tell the plan yet Hear it out first.
Let's just throw him off our team.
Shush! Just listen!
Everyone will be busy during the reception.
What you guys need to do is...
Modern wedding, Starts with a dazzling pomp
Modern wedding, Dawn of trading
-Here it is. -Hold this!
Fast!
Go, go! Keep going.
Hey Gowtham, What are you guys doing here. Is everything fine?
The vehicle is here. We have loaded the diesel generator too.
Don't worry. Everything is fine
Kabir, Everything Ok?
-Everything Ok, right? -Yeah! Yeah!
It's time! Come on!
It's Raghu's time. Come let's go.
Uncle, you are looking great!
Cultural affinity remains unchanged
5 days of wedding have gone forever
Life has become a swirling top
These beautiful and colorful moments will last for ever
Moment we part with parents, elders,kith and kin.Tears trickle down our cheeks
Modern wedding, Starts with a dazzling pomp
Modern wedding, Dawn of trading
Meera.. Meera..
Modern wedding, Dawn of trading
The bride!
the bride has run away!
What? What are you saying?
I told you not to pamper her. She's spoilt rotten. Your mistake.
I knew this, even when she was in her 3rd grade, that she'd do this!
Shush. Someone is knocking the door.
Keep quiet! It might be from the groom's side.
I think they already know. I'm dead!
Hear me right! I told you then, but you never listened.
Hi! Good morning!
Welcome!
Are you all fine?
Yeah. Fine, fine!
There is just 2 hours left for the wedding, right?
Are you all ready?
Yeah. Ready! Everyone is.
-Is there any problem? -No, nothing.. absolutely nothing.
Just enquiring.
I am going for my breakfast. Are you coming?
You carry on. 2 minutes. We'll be there.
Thank God! They didn't know that the bride has eloped.
The bride has run away!
Hello, Yeah It's me.
No one knows our son has left the wedding hall!
Yeah, I just checked.
The boy ran away!
What? The groom ran away?
The groom has eloped with some christian girl!
The groom went away with someone last night.
The groom ran away? Do you know that?
Even the groom!
Groom too?
What are you saying?
- Everyone is saying that the bride has eloped... - What?
It's not the groom... Its the bride. The girl's eloped!
Is it the bride? Oh my god!
It's not the groom, the bride has eloped with a christian boy!
Don't keep talking! Ask the groom to come.
- It's our tradition - Yeah yeah..
As per our tradition the bride should come first. Please bring her.
Tradition? Nonsense! Ask the groom to come.
First we want to see the bride in the new saree... ask her to come.
Just don't keep lying about it. The musicians already know.
He has blown the trumpet already...
that the groom has eloped.
- Call him, call him. - Tell him to come...
The cat will be out of the bag! Call him.
Stop this! What's going on here? All this drama...
This morning, at breakfast, I heard the girl had eloped with a Punjabi boy.
No such thing happened! Don't you say anything...
By the way, Idli was like a stone.
First call the groom.
Call the bride.
First tell the bride to come, then the groom will come.
- Listen to me carefully, - The bride will not come.
The bride won't come? the groom is supposed to come first.
Don't just keep on saying that.
It's tradition to have the groom earlier.
- I am too ashamed to be here.. - What are you saying?
It's between you and your son now.. I am going back to the room.
Wait.. Please wait..
The groom and his father have both left. Ask the groom to come out first.
I can't. Ask the groom to come now.
Stop it! Uncle stop it!
Why are you all standing here? Don't you all have any responsibility?
What are you standing here for?
For the past one hour, the bride and groom are waiting for the Kasi Yathirai.
What? Are they waiting? Where?
Why are you all here, standing around, fighting? Come let's go!
Come on everybody.
Where?
They are here...
Here we come!
Mom, where did you all go? Did you run away?
It's getting late.. come on down.
It's time for Wedding.
This side for the bride's relatives... Who is the uncle?
Get the groom ready for the 'Kasi Yathirai'.
Come here a minute.
Where did you go?
I am wearing a saree that you like. You didn't notice that?
Hi dad! Let hi be.. Answer mother!
-Where did you go? -I am not supposed to be here during Kasi Yathirai.
Don't I know she isn't supposed to be here for Kasi Yathirai?
What am I asking? And what is she answering.
Mom where did you go?
I should ask you that! What is this drama in the last minute?
Look.. the camera's on us Smile!
Smile mom!
Where is Dad?
Why do you ask?
He is a bit shy...
and is hiding under the bed.
Why do you want to shoot all this? Go away!
Raghu is back!
He is here, Come soon.
It's getting late for the Muhurtam, Start the Kasi Yathirai.
This is the last chance if you want to escape.
Here hold this.
Don't leave us, Don't go!
-Yeah tell me. -If you don't talk now it will turn out very bad.
I looked around their room, I was shocked.
There is something very wrong going on.
Shut up! All those tv shows...your mind is corrupted.
Even a straight line might look crooked to you.
I should stay away from people like you. That's good for me.
Just go away!
There is something wrong happening.
Meera, come come!
-Let's go, let's go! -Meera hold this
Hold this? yeah!
Here it is.
Gowtham, what's the surprise?
Come on! Trust me, you won't hate this.
Yeah come! What did I tell you?
They have come.
Hi guys.
Come bro.
Welcome Meera.
Hey.. Finally!
One Two Three...
Hi Meera.
-Come come. -Be careful.
-Thanks guys. -Bye.
Bye Meera. All the best.
Hey guys, Be careful!
Where are you taking me?
Come and see for yourself.
-Hey. -Hey, a small gift.
Sorry, I spent all the money to do all this.
I'll definitely buy you a diamond ring.. through installments.
You are my diamond.
my best friend.
Isn't it wrong to leave the groom, and marry this "friend"?
If it is ok for my husband, then nothing is wrong.
Matching the horoscope...
When a marriage is planned on, the person's salary, country
of residence, the type of car... It is not a marriage.
It's just a business calculation.
The moment you knew my problem and stood by me to sort it out...
We became 'Husband and Wife'!
These were just rituals.
-I have to Thank you. -Why me?
You didn't ask for anything and was very cooperative throughout...that's why!
Ok, don't you worry about anything.
You have the blessings of god.
I am sure my girl will give me a grandson just like you!
I'm confident about that.
Be happy.
One minute.
Keep this.
Finally, the wedding ended on a good note.
But my problem...
I'll have to find out.
-Hi -Hi
Nice flowers.. good decoration.
Yeah, roses.
-All OK? -Yeah! All OK.
Our wedding photos have come... want to see it?
You like to see it lying down?
To me, the climax of the story was the beach wedding.
My hero Raghu, he really stood up for me.
If I say so will you leave me?
Wait wait. we have come.
He hasn't come out in 2 days what a stamina!
I can say seeing his eyes. He has some power in him.
His range is something else.
They've ordered room service for 3 days and they haven't even come out to eat.
Yeah, We are in our Honeymoon!
We were only doing that one thing..
The thing that we couldn't do all these days.
We were trying out different positions.
A good sound sleep.
What did you all think?
Then suddenly one day,
Good Morning.
You look so beautiful.
Its been a while since you told me that.
Is it the siddha medicine?
Is it Dr Kamalesh's advice?
Is it the smiley ball?
Is it the beach wedding?
Is it the sleep?
Or the good old fashioned love?
Whatever it is, the magic suddenly happened.
So the end of the story is like all cinema stories.
A Happy Ending!